*If You Have Seen This Episode It Is About Ten Thousand Times Funnier*
"Dude, you're seriously sexy."
"Yeah... makes my life hard."
"This, my friend, is a fact."
"You got that right. It makes life pretty hard for me."
"Why am I in this cage? You let Kate and Sawyer go."
"Because you're not sexy, duh. Only sexy people go free."
"I wanna name [censored] stars with you. 'Kay?"
"Um. I don't not sorta love you too. Good grief, what have I gotten myself into? "
"The Others are mad at me cause I made you a cheeseburger. They're gonna punish me. And you're kinda cute."
"She loves me!"
"Hold up Jack... I don't get it. This flashback has nothing to do with how much your dad hates you."
"This episode is really funny, cause I make you think I'm someone really important whose every word may be crucial to the PLOT, but honesty, I have about six minutes of screen time. Joke's on you babe."
"Gosh, I can't wait to get out of this stupid third season and on to the good stuff."
"Hey Sawyer, your girlfriend is scaring me."
"Remember me? Yup, see? Remember? Okay, you can forget now."
"Hey Sawyer... you're even pretty when you sleep."
"I have this weird feeling this is the only important scene in the episode."
"Tell me Bi Ling. Tell me what my tattoo means. It is the answer to the great mystery of the show! The ABC promos said so! TELLL MEEE!"
"I don't know! *sobbing* Damon wouldn't tell me!"
"I don't get it Freckles. Only yesterday we were happy as pie, and now we're fighting."
"I know honey, this makes no sense."
"Thank the great polar bear this is over. Maybe next season I'll actually have a plot-line."
Well, that's about it folks. Until next time, this has been, OMG!picspams!: LOST edition.