OMG!picspams!: Strange strangers, strange land.

So, the Smallville ones were seriously fun to do, and the X-Files is always amusing (when Scully's not dying of brain cancer), but if there is one show out there that is funnest to pick fun at, it's LOST. Not that I don't love you dear, but you're pretty redonkulous at times. Today I am picspamming what I like to refer to as The Worst Episode Ever. And by that, I really mean, The Funniest Episode Ever.

*If You Have Seen This Episode It Is About Ten Thousand Times Funnier*

"Dude, you're seriously sexy."


"Yeah... makes my life hard."


"Life sucks."


"This, my friend, is a fact."


"You're sexy."


"You got that right. It makes life pretty hard for me."


"Why am I in this cage? You let Kate and Sawyer go."


"Because you're not sexy, duh. Only sexy people go free."


"I wanna name [censored] stars with you. 'Kay?"


"Um. I don't not sorta love you too. Good grief, what have I gotten myself into? "


"The Others are mad at me cause I made you a cheeseburger. They're gonna punish me. And you're kinda cute."


"She loves me!"


"Hold up Jack... I don't get it. This flashback has nothing to do with how much your dad hates you."


"This episode is really funny, cause I make you think I'm someone really important whose every word may be crucial to the PLOT, but honesty, I have about six minutes of screen time. Joke's on you babe."


"Gosh, I can't wait to get out of this stupid third season and on to the good stuff."


"Hey Sawyer, your girlfriend is scaring me."


"Remember me? Yup, see? Remember? Okay, you can forget now."


"Already forgetting."


"Hey Sawyer... you're even pretty when you sleep."


"I have this weird feeling this is the only important scene in the episode."


"Tell me Bi Ling. Tell me what my tattoo means. It is the answer to the great mystery of the show! The ABC promos said so! TELLL MEEE!"

"I don't know! *sobbing* Damon wouldn't tell me!"


"I don't get it Freckles. Only yesterday we were happy as pie, and now we're fighting."


"I know honey, this makes no sense."


"Thank the great polar bear this is over. Maybe next season I'll actually have a plot-line."

Well, that's about it folks. Until next time, this has been, OMG!picspams!: LOST edition.

O! good God! or, Scully's dog dies.

Soo, you know how I did those two Smallville picspams which were very funny thank you very much? Today I'm doing one for the X-Files, for Quagmire. This picspam will be light on plot though, so don't expect to understand what's going on. Ready, set, go.


"Don't the characters introduced before the credits usually die?"
Then prepare to get dead.


"You woke me up on a Saturday morning and I came cause I like you and everything but this better be good."
Come on hon, you know him better then that.


"Oh."
Yup.


"People who believe in aliens and sea monsters and ghosts are stupid and dumb and fake scientist. Also frogs are important."
Awkward. Something tells me you'll be dead before the end of these 43 minutes.


"We look good with this umbrella, don't we?"
Is it even raining in this scene?


"People who DON'T believe in aliens and sea monsters and ghosts are stupid and dumb and fake scientist."
Still awkward, although you might make it through this episode alive.


"Now two people are dead, but people die all the time. And I still don't believe you, and it's still not actually raining, so put away the umbrella Mulder."
But you look pretty with it!


"I am the sheriff here! And although three people are now dead, I don't believe you even more then your partner doesn't believe you."
You're having a bad day Mulder.


"Ah! It tried to eat me! I believe you!"
Seeing is believing.


"Woof"
Oh, look it's Scully's dog who the creepy old psychic gave her and who she gave a bath too in that episode with the cockroaches.


"I'm going to walk my dog alone in the dark where the monster lurks, but don't bother coming, I'm fine."
And Mulder is all like, sure, fine, whatever, I'm busy.


"Nooo!"
Don't go walking alone in monster infected woods and your dog won't die.


"Blah, blah, blah, man up and listen to this FBI smart people stuff."
Way to be insensitive Mulder, her oddly named dog just died.


"Why am I on a boat in the middle of the night? Why am I here? Why am I still working with you?"
Cause you love him. Now shut up and do your job.


"Kapow, randomly shoots water"
Intense fear and fighting off of sea monsters while stuck on a rock ensues.


"Mulder we are stuck on a rock, stop insulting my dogs name. Moby-Dick happens to be the great American novel."
Near death experiences are supposed to bring people together.


"Lol, lol, guess what Mulder! You're totally like Ahab cause you're crazy and obsessed with aliens and cause chances are you're going to get everyone close to you killed one day (meaning me.)."
I'm still trying to figure out whether this is a compliment or not.


"Omg! I am okay with that because I love peglegs!! You can be Starbuck because you're my best friend and also because you pray a lot. I'll try not to get you killed and none of this is flippant."
Mulder, you must have had one screwed up childhood.


"Yay we're saved! See Scully, I haven't gotten you killed yet."
This is where lots of important stuff happens. Yawn.


"Kapow. I killed an alligator and this is anti-climactic."
Maybe next time you'll be right.


"Sorry Ahab. But this is still a good thing because that alligator ate like 7 people. "
Now they'll go home and Skinner will read the report and roll his eyes at the massive amount of Federal money they just wasted to kill a gator.


"Splash."
Especially because Nessie is still out there. (No, not that Nessie.) <-Hollar if you got that joke.

I was too lazy to clean, color or fix these screen caps. I didn't even "enhance" them.
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!

Lois and the Legion Ring (a pseuto-picspam)

Yay Smallville! (No one cares) I know! But I don't care what you care about! Really though this is an excuses to be sarcastic, which is just a bad excuses for wit. And no, this big ol' post won't make any sense if you haven't seen the episodes. Multiple timeliness are involved and much plot which I plan on not getting into here.

*Warning: This picspam is rated PG13 for intense
and attractive images of Callum Blue*

"Dude, Clark, we lost Lois."
Yeah Oliver, you never were very good at keeping track of her.


"Zzzzz"
Meanwhile, in another part of town...


"Hack into her brain minion."
Lighten up Tess.


*Flash to the future which happened three weeks ago.*
"You will tell me everything about you like how you got here and other things."
Kandorian obviously like knowing stuff.


"Oh my Zod, help?"
Welcome to the future Lois. It's a dark place indeed.


"I'll help you. Dude, it's like, what I do. Let me enlighten you to our current situation."
Pull yourself together Clark.


"Aliens?"
Um... yeah.


*Flash to the present*
"Chloe where did you put her!?"
Question: Since when has Clark's mind not immediately jumped to Luthorcorp? It's like in Harry Potter when in every single book it just "has to be Snape and Malfoy because!"


"Blasphemy! I'm your bff Clark! And don't go saying you fired me from that position too. Btw, it was Tess."
Way to keep your cool.


*Flash to the future which happened three weeks ago.*
"I'm Zod. You may have heard of me. Sexy Kandorian with an out of place British accent? I'm your new dictator."
Oh Zod, you can steal my truffles and yell in my face anyday.


"Crap he stole the magic ring."
Course he did Lois, he's Zod!


"Rise Tess. Comrade and partner in crimes. "
Oh she's digging this.


"He likes me, he really does! Also now we can save the coral reefs!"
Seriously Tess, all this to save the fish?


"Thawk. Bam. Boom. Kapow. Battle noises."
Plot happens.


"Some one had to save the fishies."
Actually, this was really sad. So I'm not going to mock it.


"Cries for a long time."
Oliver, you should have loved her when you had the chance. She dumped you for Evil and now look what happened?


*Flash to the present*
"Dude, I DIE at the end of this story? Are you kidding me??!"
Repent now Mercy. Go back to Ollie before it's too late.


*Flash to the future which happened three weeks ago.*
"Impromptu Justice League meeting, 'kay Clark?"
Stop fighting kids, sheesh. And Oliver? Pouting was so last season.


"Oh my freakin' Zod, Lois, I love you."
Then they mack it out.


"Mutual I'm sure."
Avert your eyes young ones.


"Death is upon me."
They try to save the world, blah, blah, blah.


"Haha. I'm Zod, I'm still cooler then you. To prove it I'm going to drag you in circles."
Okay Zod, way to show off.


"Yo, Lois! I'm dying here! Do something!"
She does.


*Flash to the present*
"Scientific nonsense"
Just stop talking Emil. They don't understand you.


"Tra la, you're kinda cute."
Fact: Lois Lane really likes donuts.


"Wow I had my mind wiped and I'm going steady, all in one day!"
Only this will never work.


"I predict dark things in our future. Like death. Mayhem."
That Chole is sharp as a tack.


"Zod! Zod! Zod! Now shut up and bow!"
Oh, Callum Blue, never change.

Lol omg this is even longer then the last one I have NO self control.
Also please excuse crappy screencaps.