All the best UFO junks seems to be made for babies. And it seems a bit unfair, because teenage girls have very slim pickings when it comes to martian wool caps. But at least if I ever have a baby in the very distant future I know I can raise it right.
A bib obviously.
A knitted cap. See, I'd wear that.
An embroidered onesie.
Beautifully martian burp cloth.
It's a diaper. With a flying saucer on it. God bless etsy and their fluffy reusable diapers. (And pads but lets not go there.)
Felt alien on a onesies. Coming in peace.
A soft little martian plushie.
My brain hates me in the summer. Also I wrote a fanfiction and I think I may die of the shame. 0_o What was I thinking?!