Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan and Stark the Banik slave. They both are very shiny. The whole show is shiny. I'm tempted to turn this blog into "A Thousand Mad Farscape Screencaps Before Breakfast." Shan't though, although I may be able to peak your interest with how shiny Zhaan and Stark are.
When I was 13 my mom let me watch about a dozen episodes of The X-Files and Farscape. Now that I'm watching them for real my 13-year-old self feels validated. It's all good though because Farscape redefines "depraved" and Mulder and Scully talk sexy by sounding like textbooks, and I doubt I could have understood half of what they said.
School today. School is scary.