If I were a...

Happy, or rather, not-so-happy Tuesday. A migraine has been teetering on the edge of my brain all day. So here is a MASSIVE post, with pictures to go along with this awesome about-me tag.


If I were a month, I’d be september


If I were a day of the week, I’d be tuesday


If I were a time of day, I’d be early afternoon


If I were a planet, I’d be saturn


If I were a sea animal, I’d be an vampire squid


If I were a direction, I’d be north


If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an side table


If I were a liquid, I’d be carbonated water


If I were a gemstone, I’d be sapphire


If I were a tree, I’d be a japanese maple


If I were a tool, I’d be a hand saw


If I were a flower, I’d be a azalea bush


If I were a kind of weather, I’d be chilly autumn evening


If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a oboe


If I were a color, I’d be slate gray


If I were an emotion, I’d be contentment


If I were a fruit, I’d be a pear


If I were a sound, I’d be whipping wind


If I were an element, I’d be neon


If I were a car, I’d be a 90's car


If I were a food, I’d be a meat and fruit dish


If I were a place, I’d be north american landscape


If I were a material, I’d be rayon


If I were a taste, I’d taste like confectioner sugar


If I were a scent, I’d be wet pavement


If I were an animal, I’d be a snow leopard


If I were an object, I’d be a jpg


If I were a body part, I’d be clavicle to the jawline


If I were a facial expression, I’d be a disbelieving gape


If I were a song, I’d be your lips are red, st vincent


If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be black closed toe flats

The end. Meg's here with us on an impromptu visit, so my blogging might be a tad backed up. Anyway. This recent episode of LOST blew my tiny brain and I shall never recover.